Funny post for laughs by Soulgifts

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body. I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom […]

via Saturday Smiles – on ageing — soulgifts – Telling Tales